Here you go.
Good evening Taani partner! hello dear, never fear, Raj is here, cheers.
So Taani partner did my boys attend to you properly.
Absolutely. Ten on ten hospitality.
I have only taught these fools, come on now!
What are you looking at?
Enough of your singing, I am not paying you to idle away your time.
Go do some work, come on come on.
Have to keep them under control...
Did they serve you biscuits.
I am sorry.
Oh trying to impress the girl with your English eh?
Come on you oaf get to work now.
So Taani partner you here, what, why, how come.
Um why didn't you come to dance school today?
Oh the thing is I have left dancing it is quite boring...
... and not something dudes like me can do...
You haven't left dancing you have left your Taani partner right?
So that I don't loose.
Oh no, no nothing like that.
But I am not going to leave my partner nor am I going to lose.
You know, earlier I thought you were a really cheap kind of...
... a guy but now I have realized that under all...
... this cheapness is a really good hearted guy.
If you can be so worried about my winning...
... can't I worry about your dance?
Now that we are partners we will remain partners till the end.
And anyway if you promise to work hard and do extra practice...
... I also promise you that we will definitely win.
Taani partner I had told you that you'd miss me.
Looks like Raj's magic has worked on you.
You have started again Raj?
Please promise me one more thing...
... that you will never do this cheap flirting with me again.
Oh no, no way, I can promise to do extra practice, to work harder...
... but I can't promise to stop flirting.
You see this flirting comes natural to me, I cannot control it.
It's god's gift.
Raj we are friends from today and you will behave like one.
Ok then we'll meet tomorrow at dance class.
Ok... what's the big deal.
Taani partner you are forgetting something.
We are traveling the love lane, Down the road we will meet again.
Oh man, I'll die of happiness.
It's a match made in heaven
You may agree or not with thing
But it's in the song the minstrel sings
It's a match made in heaven
Oh Bobby you are sleeping...
Here, hold this.
O come on buddy we were having such great fun.
Where are my pants now and when...
Oh there you are.
O Suri buddy did you see Raj's style?
Taani partner couldn't resist coming to Raj, eh!
Did you hear what she said?
From today we are friends.
And you have seen enough Hindi films...
... to know that a girl and a guy can never be friends.
After friendship comes love and romance.
So now I will hold Taani's hand and while I dance and romance her.
You can be happy holding the tiffin... ok...
Oh why are you standing like a villain between us...
... you married her and spoilt her life.
She's like a miss world and you are Suri I work for Punjab power...
Listen buddy I am telling you before she runs away with me...
... and you are left holding your leg between your legs...
... you should yourself step aside..
So that this dude can sweep her away and walk into the sunset...
... and gloriously THE END appears on the screen with a bang...
... and the audience bursts into a thunderous applause.
Hey why are you so quiet.
Alright take your time, think it over, we'll talk tomorrow.
Thought about it? I will tell you what you are thinking.
You are thinking what if while loving Raj...
...Taani completely forgets Suri...
... what if she never falls in love with Suri...
... what if in the end Suri is left saying...
... we are traveling the love lane, Down the road we will meet again.
Put your left leg in
And your right leg out
Come on baby, let's start
Turn your head around
Swing your legs up and down
That's all it takes, let's start
Hey dude check it out
Sing, dance, twist and shout
Take my hand and hit the floor now
Take a chance on this dance o soniya
Take a chance on this dance
Take a chance on this dance o soniya
Take a chance on this dance
Now flick your hand to the tune
Like a clock hand, from 7 to noon
You've got yourself a step
A step that's made you hep
Now swing your hip without a care
Like a figure of eight in the air
You've got yourself a step
A step that's made you hep
Hey dude check it out
Sing, dance, twist and shout
Take my hand and hit the floor now
Take a chance on this dance o soniya
Take a chance on this dance
Take a chance on this dance o soniya
Take a chance on this dance
Throw a hand up, shake it well
Like you're ringing a temple bell
You've got yourself a step
A step that's made you hep
Shake the other hand below
Like you'd tug a kite to make it soar
You've got yourself a step
A step that's made you hep
Hey dude check it out
Sing, dance, twist and shout
Take my hand and hit the floor now
Take a chance on this dance o soniya
Take a chance on this dance
Take a chance on this dance o soniya
Take a chance on this dance
Take a chance on this dance o soniya
Take a chance on this dance
You both have been selected...
... in the top 10 of the dancing competition.
What will you have?
Gol guppa.
How many?
Sweetheart!
You just keep bringing them, today there's no limit.
Very well then.
What do you mean by no limit?
Raj partner gol guppa competition.
Competition in this too?
Oh! then tell me.
What prize does the winner get?
The winner can make the loser do any one thing he wishes to.
Anything?
Absolutely, and the looser can't refuse.
In that case Taani partner you have lost...
... because Raj will eat all the gol guppas in Amritsar...
... but won't loose.
See it then.
Hey man! bring on the damn golguppas.
Bring it on.
Taani partner if you are tired feel free to give up.
Cheers!
Congratulate me?
Huh!
I have been selected for the top 10 in the dance competition.
This is very good news many many congratulations.
I have made chicken rice today, while you change I'll heat it up.
Chicken Rice!!!
You don't like it?
Of course I like it, I Love it!
I'll just be back.
Your plate?
I am full. I actually ate a lot of chaat on the way.
Raj and I went out to celebrate.
Raj... Who is Raj?
Oh! I totally forgot to tell you.
Raj is my dance partner.
This dance competition is in pairs.
Each person is given a partner.
He has his own garage, Raju garage.
He is a very funny guy. Always makes me laugh!
You didn't like the biryani?
It's A-one... A-one.
Suri buddy, Taani was right this love is a painful thing...
... there's pain in disguising oneself, pain in dancing...
... and now pain even in eating.
This love will surely kill you one day Suri!
I'm so sorry.
You bloody bitch!
Please mind your tongue, I said sorry, right?
Keep quiet, I know people like you...
... You hit purposely and then say sorry...
... so that the best of the competition...
... goes out right at the beginning, bloody bitch!
Hey you miss wannabe!
If you say bitch once more you won't know what hit you.
Taani partner, you just ignore this miss wannabe.
Raj is here so why fear... I'll talk to her!
Talk! - What?
Talk to me!
To hell with the talk, I'll just say sorry on my partner's behalf...
... and you say sorry on your partner's behalf.
Make me say it! - What?
Tiny! See what happened to my leg.
Tiny??
Tiny Singh. My name. Any problem.
Oh no, no... size doesn't matter.
Man should be solid like you.
My own pet name is little... chicken little.
Let's just put this behind us.
I'll say sorry on everyone's behalf.
Full and final sorry.
Happy family... hug? Ok ok no hug.
Bitch!
What did she say?
Tich tich... She said tich.
And man your biceps are glowing in this light, I must say.
Where did you get this tattoo?
Leave it man!! - Left it... Ieft it.
Who am I to catch you anyway?
Bloody bitch! I should have given her one tight slap...
... and she'd be dancing all her life.
Taani partner can I say something? Abusing doesn't suit you.
When did I abuse?
You just said... b for bitch.
I know cdf as well. Wanna hear?
No, no thank you. This Is enough for today.
Dammit!!! Bloody Dolly... Move it... hold this!
Holding it... why are you tying this...
She has left... what are you doing?
Son-of-a-gun, take it easy man.
There they are.
Oh! no, that's a different couple.
Dolly, bitch.
I'll show you now.
Raj, get off.
I'm ready partner, but what's the plan?
Tiny, I suggest you mess with people your own size next time.
And Dolly... Dance now!
Hell with Tiny!
Taani partner you are dhoom 3.
My best friend's brother had a bike...
... and we used to steal and ride it every night.
I have three years of practice.
Any more surprises Taani partner?
You won't fly away like Superman no?
You never know, wait and watch.
I have only been waiting and watching.
So your wife was riding the bike?
Yes.
That too at the speed of 1 20?
Yes.
And what were you doing?
I was sitting behind.
What were you doing at the back?
I had to hold the handbag, right?
Oh man! A lady is riding the bike...
... and you are sitting behind holding a ladies handbag.
You have spoilt the whole macho.
Sorry Bobby, which part of the bike is macho.
Is it very expensive?
Oh man it's not a bike part it's a man's part.
Why do men ride bikes? To look macho.
Why do they wear jeans? To look macho.
But who is this macho?
Macho means manhood.
They show in films, right, that If heroines don't listen...
... the heroes just pick them up and take them - that is macho.
Our action king Dharmendra is macho.
Our Stallone Rambo is macho.
And you are sitting behind holding a bag - destroyed the macho...
But now how can l rectify this macho?
To start with never sit on the backseat whether...
...it is the bike or your house.
The handle must always be in your hands...
... otherwise your wife will never respect you.
And when you walk you must swell your chest high like this.
Hey macho.
Hey Bobby.
What macho man?
Girls are tying rakhi all around here...
... every girl is making her partner her brother.
What if Taani gets into the mood to do the same?
Do one thing. Go hide in the bathroom.
That's exactly where I am.
Even I have that much intelligence.
But now what do I do?
Do anything but just don't come out.
You can die but you cannot let her tie the rakhi.
Ok best of luck buddy!
Raj... Raj are you inside?
Yes I am here.
My stomach is not keeping well.
So I won't be able to dance.
I am having loose motions, I am afraid.
Oh... ok... so then we'll shop for costumes today.
Anyway nobody seems to be interested in dancing here...
... too busy tying rakhis. It's very irritating.
It's irritating? In that case I'll just be out.
No Rakhi - macho, No Rakhi - macho.
The festival of rakhi has been made into a joke in this country.
Wherever you go everyone is tying rakhi.
Just so that people don't make any wrong...
... notions about a boy and girl relationship.
Can't a boy and girl just be friends, can't they be professional partners?
10 on 10 correct Taani partner.
But actually it's the girls who are responsible for this charade...
... given a choice no boy would ever make a girl his sister.
Now look at Tiny and Dolly itself.
Till yesterday we thought that they were...
... girlfriend and boyfriend, right?
But just today Dolly tied a huge rakhi on Tiny's hand.
Poor chap was crying... Booohooo.
What do the poor guys do?...
... these girls don't even say what they really want.
No girl wants a bodyguard in the name of a boyfriend.
Who does nothing but goes around showing his...
... muscles like some macho.
Here... try these.
What no macho? But Bobby...
Raj.
Yes present! - Come on.
Taani partner.
Hmmm!
I am confused.
Why? Is the size not right?
No, no not in the clothes...
... there is some confusion in my mind and heart.
What confusion?
Taani partner, tell me one thing...
... what does a girl really want?
You've asked a very difficult question.
The answer to what a girl wants can be understood only by a girl.
I have to become a girl now?
The answer is very simple...
... but by the time a guy understands it both of them turn old.
No, no Taani partner please explain it to me in a shorter way.
I don't want to turn old alone.
The only thing a girl desires is that someone loves her like...
... no one has ever been loved before.
There is nothing else a girl wants from life.
So now you understand?
If Dolly thought Tiny loved her like this...
... she would have never tied him a rakhi.
Come on now, let's go.
Suri loves you even more than you can imagine Taani.
But you are just not being able to see it.
Never mind, now Raj will show Suri's love to you.
And no macho.
Taani partner, tomorrow is my birthday.
Oh wow. - Thank you!
I wanted to spend the whole day with you, what say.
Um full day... I don't think...
No saying no Taani partner, remember gol gappa winner...
... so today I am asking you for my prize and you can't say no.
And anyway every year I spend this day alone.
So I thought let's do something different this year.
But I don't...
Now don't tell me you will have to tie me a rakhi...
...to spend the day with me.
Alright Raj partner tomorrow's day is all yours.
Way to go, I will pick you at 9 am tomorrow, Amritsar time.
We are traveling the love lane, Down the road we will meet again.
You are my heaven
My final tryst
You are my prayer
My soul's bliss
You are the calm that I seek
You are in every heart beat
I know nothing else
Now except
I see my god in you
I don't know what to do
I see my god in you
I don't know what to do
I can't help but bow before you
I don't know what to do
I see my god in you
I don't know what to do
So far somehow
I'm helpless now
But I touch you with my gaze
Your scent
Your words
I'm in paradise in a daze
You're the light inside my heart
You're the treasure I'd never part
I know nothing else
Now except
I see my god in you
I don't know what to do
I see my god in you
I don't know what to do
I can't help but bow before you
I don't know what to do
I see my god in you
I don't know what to do
It's a match made by god
With anklets that ring
Leave me longing
Your shadow teases with its touch
When you go by
Smiling so shy
Even my god can't take so much
You are that shine
My light divine
I know nothing else
Now except
I see my god in you
I don't know what to do
I see my god in you
I don't know what to do
I can't help but bow before you
I don't know what to do
I see my god in you
I don't know what to do
It's a match made by god
Hey Khanna, ready, steady go...
What... what is this Raj?
It's love Taani partner, swear to god it's true love.
See I am a rough tough guy...
... had I gone to express my love through words...
... something stupid would have come out.
So I thought let me get the whole of Amritsar to express my love...
Did you not like it?
Like it! Every girl dreams that someone loves her this madly.
But this kind of madness no girl can even dream of.
I really liked it Raj but at the same time I am feeling sad.
I have made a huge mistake...
I should have told you that I am a married girl Raj.
I know everything, his name is Surinder Sahni...
... and he works for Punjab Power and you reside at B-52 Hussain Pura.
I know everything.
But I did not do all this with any wrong expectations...
... no absolutely not.
I just wanted you to know how special you are to me.
And you don't worry, nothing has changed between us...
... we were friends and we will remain friends...
... the only difference is that you are married...
... and I will get married somehow someday.
Nothing has changed, every thing is the same.
No Raj everything has changed.
When a girl begins to dream with open eyes...
... then her whole world changes.
Nothing remains the same after that.
Please leave Raj.
I want to be here alone for sometime. Please.
Ok Taani partner.
Suri I think it's enough now.
Now put an end to this double role and tell her the truth.
No buddy not now.
But why not?
Because I want to know whether she loves Raj or Suri.
Oh Come on buddy! They are both the same.
Whoever she loves she'll be loving you only.
But she does not know they are the same, right?
For her there is a lot of difference between them.
Suri is her husband and Raj is nobody.
In that case there is another difference.
Raj expresses his love for her loud and clear.
And Suri, keeps his love shut in his tiffin box.
Buddy nobody here is god, all of us are human...
... and humans are hungry for love.
We get pulled wherever we find love.
You are being unfair to your wife Suri.
On one hand as Raj you are showing her heaven...
... and on the other hand, as Suri...
... you show her your grandfather's cottage.
Buddy show her Suri's love...
... and then see she'll never even look at another Raj.
Bobby my friend, to make Taani laugh...
... to keep her happy, Suri can do comedy, Suri can dance...
... Suri can change himself completely and become Raj.
But to win her love Suri won't change.
She will have to love this Suri l work for Punjab Power for who he is.
And she will have to understand Suri's love soft, sweet, slow.
Otherwise we are traveling the love lane...
... down the road we will meet again
Oh god! why are you adding spice to his sugar sweet love story?
So how is your dance practice going?
Good.
And how is your partner, what was his name?
Raj.
Yes, yes Raj!
So is this Mr. Raj married?
No he isn't.
I have got two passes for a trade fair from the company...
... would you like to go?
Yes.
Hi, hello, hope you're fine.
This game here will blow your mind.
If you're not here it's your loss.
And to all who are here, at this Japan fun fair.
Welcome.
We have for you, imported specially from Japan, Mr. Sumo!
If you can last ten minutes in the ring
Two return tickets to Japan will you win
So I ask you where is the son-of-this-soil
Who can make this warrior toil?
Come on my hero
Smash him down to zero
Oh if there's someone here who had a love in Japan
Tripped up, lost out, failed in his plan
Oye here's your chance to make her smile
Win 2 return tickets, go the extra mile
Oye is there a lion heart who here sits
Can blow this monster to little bits
So we have here an Amritsar hound
Who'll bring this sumo down to the ground
Your name please?
Surinder Sahni.
O brothers and sisters...
... put your hands together for Mr. Surinder Sahni.
Buddy you're sure?
Yes.
Then why delay? Just walk this way...
Sir you said you were sure, so fight...
This is wrong sir... Iet go...
The line is out... the line is out...
It's a miracle.
Sumo's been flung to the ground
It's a balle balle for Punjab this round
And Mr. Surinder Sahni has won himself...
... 2 tickets to Japan from Amadeus absolutely free.
What was this drama?
What was the need for you to do this?
Aren't you aware that you are an average working class man.
Who everyday puts on his glasses...
... sits in a 4 by 4 cubicle and works in front of a computer.
You are not a hero to go...
... and fight with someone four times your size.
What were you trying to prove? huh?
Please tell me what was The need to do all this?
You were very quiet at the fair.
Only at the Japan stall you showed some interest.
I knew with my salary you'd never be able...
... to see Japan so I thought that...
...if I win you'd be able to see Japan and feel happy.
Please stop worrying About my happiness.
I am happy, but I cant keep jumping around all the time.
If I am quite it doesn't mean I am not happy...
... and if I want something I will ask you for it.
You have already done enough for me.
Please don't do so much that I am never able to pay...
...you back all my life.
Please don't do anything for me.
Please I beg you.
I was not doing you a favour Taani, I was just loving you...
... and love can never be paid back.
Oye Suri look who is here.
That day's dinner was just amazing.
The tandoori chicken you made was out of this world.
Everybody enjoyed it, everybody.
Ok, ok let's get back to work, good day.
You forgot this.
Thank you.
There is a new film playing at Rialto, would you like to see it?
Alright, I'll be ready.
Punjab Power lighting up your life.
Taani partner I had told you that you'd miss me.
Looks like Raj's magic has worked on you
It's love Taani partner, swear to god it's true love.
Taani partner, close your eyes and let every raindrop reach your heart
There's nobody inside.
Thank you.
Hello Suri your wife is here. She is asking for Raj.
I am coming.
Oh good night Taani partner happy monsoon.
I thought you have forgotten your partner...
... the lights and the I love you must have scared you a bit?
Oh forget it all and drink Punjab's number one tea.
Taani partner any problem?
How can you be so happy?
How can you love me without expecting love in return.
Don't you feel pain in love?
Pain?
Love is god's gift so how can there be pain in love.
And about expecting love in return...
... one doesn't love only if the love is reciprocated.
Look I see god in you so I fell in love with you.
You saw god in someone else so you fell in love with him...
...it's that simple.
Now you should not worry about all this, you just...
...drink this hot, hot tea.
My life is not that simple Raj.
I don't see god in anyone.
I had shut all my doors to love.
And then you come along laughing, singing, dancing.
And declared I love you.
From you I learnt what true love is.
That there is no pain in true love.
You awakened love in me once again...
... the love that I had killed within me long back.
Why did you come in my life Raj?
What do I do now?
I am a married girl.
So now why don't you answer a very simple question?
What do I do now?
Run away with me.
If you are not happy with him.
If you don't love him then come along with me.
God does not give all of us equal happiness.
Some of us have to snatch our share of happiness from him.
You also snatch your share.
Run away with me.
Take me away Raj... take me away.
I have seen a lot of unhappiness I can't handle the pain anymore.
I want to be happy, I want to laugh, I want to live, I want to love again.
Take me away Raj, l can't take it anymore please.
I promise that tomorrow, the night of the competition...
... will be our last night in Amritsar.
I lost buddy.
I had set out to make Taani happy...
... to make my love story but it's become the end of me.
I just don't understand why are you not telling her the truth now?
Try and understand man, when a married woman...
... especially someone like Taani is ready to run away with someone else...
... how unhappy she must be in her marriage. Just think.
Taani does not love me, she is not happy with me.
So isn't it my duty to set her free?
So that she can find her Raj somewhere.
But no Raj will have Suri's heart...
... and Taani has fallen in love with that heart, don't you get it?
No buddy if she had fallen in love with that heart...
... she would have understood what is in Suri's heart.
She would have recognized Suri's love for her.
I have decided, tomorrow after the competition...
... I will leave a letter and be gone.
I have put this house on her name...
... and have requested for a transfer to the Delhi office.
You have gone mad, you have gone mad totally.
I am telling her everything.
You have my swear Bobby.
Remember you had stopped me once by telling me...
... that god is writing this love story.
So now leave the end of this story to God.
I come here to take blessings before every important work.
Today is a big day for you so I wanted god to be with you.
God! Let my Taani be happy wherever and with whom ever she may be.
I don't want anything else from you.
He says that he sees god in me but I am nothing like you.
In what way do people see you?
Even I want to see you. Please show me god too.
You asked no questions
Right from the start
You gave me all straight from the heart
Didn't say one word
Or judge me while
You gave me all with a smile
You're my sun, you're my shade
You're my own you'll never fade
I know nothing else
Now except
I see my god in you
I don't know what to do
I see my god in you
I don't know what to do
I can't help but bow before you
I don't know what to do
I see my god in you
I don't know what to do
So this was couple no. 6
Their marks the judges will now fix.
Without a delay, straight from heaven, here's couple no. 7
Please welcome Dolly and Tiny.
I cannot come with you Raj.
For sometime your love had made me weak, it had made me selfish.
I had forgotten that he had held my hand when I was all alone.
Now I can't leave his hand.
He is a little boring, he doesn't speak much...
... Iooks very simple in his ways, in his work...
... in everything he is just a common ordinary man.
But I see god in him.
Yes Raj, I see god in him.
It's possible to leave a man but how does one leave god?
Wherever I may run to, god will be present...
... and wherever there is god he will be there.
I can't leave my husband Raj.
I am sorry, please forgive me.
So ladies and gentlemen that was your couple no.9
and now you all must be waiting to know who is couple no.10
So now coming in front of you to show their scintillating...
... performance is our last couple of the competition.
Ladies and gentlemen please welcome Miss Taani...
... and Mr. Raj.
Wow, nowadays guys seem to be more shy than girls...
... the girl is here but the boy isn't, not a problem...
...Iet's just try again.
So ladies and gentlemen please welcome Mr. Raj.
Maybe he is in the bathroom doing last minute dance practice.
Let's try once again loudly...
So ladies and gentlemen please welcome...
My dance partner won't be coming. Please disqualify us.
Are you sure?
Raj - you must have heard of me.
Oh nothing, I have sprained my neck.
I'll be late every night. I am doing overtime at office.
Your heart wants to stop paining.
I am sorry I had some trouble with the car so got late.
And how is your partner, what was his name?
His name is Surinder Sahni and he works for Punjab Power.
It's love Taani partner,
swear to god it's true love.
I see god in you so l fell in love with you.
You saw god in someone else so you fell in love with him.
If you are not happy with him.
If you don't love him...
... then come along with me.
It's a match made by god
Lies.
No Taani.
All lies.
No, no.
You lied to me, that you don't know what is love.
All lies.
How easily you turned all my sadness into joy...
... all my tears into laughter,
I did not give you a single drop of love...
... and you just kept showering your love on me.
How can you love me so much?
It's very simple, I see god in you.
When I pray to him my heart feels solace.
And when I see you laugh, I see you happy...
...my heart feels even more solace.
Taani if this is love then l love you even more than god.
What's this? Please don't cry.
Handkerchief?
I forgot it at home.
Taani, god won't be angry with me...
... that I love you more than him, no?
No, no.
Then it's A-One.
A-One.
So ladies and gentlemen this is Amritsar's dancing couple No. 1
Mr. Raj and Miss Taani.
Excuse me... it's Mr. and Mrs. Surinder Sahni.
Ok my mistake.
So ladies and gentlemen put your hands together for...
... Mr. and Mrs. Sahni and from here begins a new journey.
By BackFire